1. I got to know every kind of dog and know what I want to have in the future
2. I once got to eat the frozen doggy yogurt
3. I got to wear my vans slip ons every day and they got really messed up so now they look cooler DUH
4. I like to believe that when I came home smelling like other dogs, Bitey would get jealous and love me more
1. You don’t have a job, so where does all of that money come from you keep buying stuff with?
2. Do you care to ever get a job, or is living with the parents a permanent lifestyle choice?
3. Do you really think someone is going to want to hire you when you are 25 and have no previous work experience? (and haven’t been in college that whole time)
4. WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY
1. Hopefully seeing Kind of Like Spitting for the second time
2. Hopefully making this not be emoblog5000 anymore
1. YOU KNOW THIS REQUIRES DISCUSSION
2. OR PREFERABLY
3. A CONCUSSION
4. WHY CANT WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING GOOD
1. Buying the most expensive maple syrup because you have Canadians in the house
2. A box of opened condoms on the bus like you couldn’t wait until you got home
1. The curtains in the living room as of today.
2. All of the carpet with his pee
3. The molding around the door
4. My rug with his puke
5. The carpet by walking in paint and all over the floor.. double whammy!
